*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*
Anonymous said: Is your dick hard?
no but life is
finally told my parents they’re gay
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don’t fall for the one who buys you flowers, fall for the one who wants to grow a garden with you
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Can i skip to the part in my life where i will wake up next to you?
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send me your best pick up line
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